I spent my Easter morning as you do - making little House and Fry easter eggs and posing them for my amusement. click and share in my amusement!



Stephen Fry: *inexplicable coma*

Credits! House MD, starring ...

Hugh Laurie


Lisa Edelstein


Omar Epps


Robert Sean Leonard


Jennifer Morrison


Jesse Spencer

and special guest star ...


Stephen Fry


House: doot doot dee doo ...
Cuddy: Welcome to PatientTown, bitch. population - you. get up.


House: I diagnose a broken nose. I'm gonna go back to playing with my IPod and/or myself. catch you later.
Foreman: he's in a coma, House. none of the other doctors who have examined him can figure out why
House: hmm ...


House: do you think this could be yolk cancer?
Wilson: not in the slightest, it hasn't presented with a single symptom of yolk cancer.
House: wanna hang out anyway?
Wilson: ok.


House: let's poke him in the back with something painful, sometimes that does something
Chase: it's not


House: maybe we need something bigger ...
Cameron: this still isn't doing anything
House: conferance time!


House: I need someone to say something totally inane to get me to come up with the real answer. Cameron, you want to start?
Cameron: maybe it's salmonella ...
House: yeah, that's exactly what it's not. Foreman?
Foreman: maybe there's a hairline crack in his shell that we missed
House: that's enough stupidness for now, I'm gonna go ponder


House: I love you, Vicodin. I love you so much, I want to make tiny puffy pants for you and have my very own Vicodin harem dancing around my tummy all night long. oh, Vicodin ...
Cuddy: HOUSE!
House: oh, figs ...


Cuddy: have you done any work at all, or have you just been fondling the narcotics all day?
House: you know, in egg form, your body appears to be 50% breasts. I think it may actually be a reduction from your normal state ...




House: great, now I'm even more crippled! thanks, Cuddy!


Cameron: come quick, House! the patient recovered mysteriously!
House: for serious? I'll be there in a minute ...


Chase: so the patient recovered as mysteriously as he ... unrecovered ...
Stephen: it wasn't mysterious at all! Hugh said 'come over, we'll practice for your role on House' and whomped me with his cane!


House: ... gotta go! bye!
Stephen: rarrrrr!


Foreman: wait, we got him because the other doctors couldn't diagnose a freaking concussion?
Cameron: shh!
Chase: my hair is pretty ...

end credits

next week on House ...


Hugh: see, I told you getting hit was sexy.
Stephen: indeed you did, my little yolklet *snogsnogsnog*
Hugh: *snogsnogsnog*

the end!


I for one am proud that I took a look at Stephen's last name, looked at the whole egg scenario and said "no, that joke's too cheap even for me". it's the little accomplishments that count.